Dariel's Friday Flash: Showtime




TGIF! My friends and I are up to our old tricks again...gaining inspiration from the same pic, chosen by our fearless leaders, and writing 100 words about it. This one could be taken as a minor treatise on human nature and the motivation to "fit in," or you can just laugh at the irony. Don't think too hard, though, it's just entertainment :-) For more hundred word masterpieces, check out my friends' posts here


Showtime
 “Stop talkin’. You fuckin’ up da whole thang!”

Achoo! Carl, you are pitifully locked into your stereotypes, aren’t you?”

“Whateva, dawg, but you want that lady, you best keep all that correctness locked up and act the part. Stop all that nerdy-ass sneezin’ too. What she say?”

Carl bends his ear and leans in, taunting Joseph. “Well? What she say?”

“Achoo! Her post on ‘People Meet’ says she wants a bad boy.”

“Alright, then. Bad boy, lady. English teacher, by yo’ damn self. Whassit gone be?”

Joseph sighs. “Aw’ight, dawg, take the damn picture fo’ I change my damn mind.”

Click! "One 'damn' is plenty, Joseph."


 “Achoo!

Comments

Anonymous said…
Lol, what a fun flash. Loved it :-)
Kimberly Gould said…
I love the sneezing. Poor thing freezing his balls off.
Naomi said…
I want to know more about what happens with this bad boy. Great flasher
Dariel Raye said…
You know, Naomi, it would be fun to write about a nerdy hero masquerading as a bad boy :-D